Piratas Pérfidas: A Statement and Death Sentence – Piratas Pérfidas Loving Subjects, I AM OUTRAGED BY AN ACT OF LÈSE-MAJESTY TOWARDS ME! Very recently a document called “A Memorandum of Understanding Giving Rise to a Contract between the Maritime Free Republic and the Empire of the Alexandrians” came to my attention. The contents of this utterly false, fraudulent and blood libelous document, which is not even worthy for wiping off a skunk’s arse with, made my blood boil… http://ow.ly/33CVkD